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Emails We Never Finished Reading

Posted by admin on Jan 22, 2011

Editors’ Note: Every so often, we get email or snailmail obviously intended for someone else. Here are two we received recently. Read more of our mis-directed correspondence here: http://www.essences.com/vibration/dec99/readerswrong.html We are certain there is an essence or two that might help with this kind of lack of attention to detail. 

19378749.thbDate: Fri, 19 Nov 2010 19:25:55 -0800

Subject: New record label GIANT GIRLFRIEND LLC Oakland, CA entering ESSENCE FESTIVAL 2011

Hi, I wanted to introduce myself; I’m [name withheld] I started my record label BIG GIRLS LLC in Oakland, CA incorporated this March 2010.

I wanted to submit BIG GIRLS for consideration for sponsorship/endorsements and have you review my band for consideration into entering the Essence festival in 2011, as I am a new small indie label trying to get these great bands off the ground with limited funds and wanting them to play/enter great festivals because they are really that good…

10739383.thbDate: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 06:55:22 +0530

Subject: Interested in Exchanging links

I recently visited your website and found it to be very informative and professional. For search engine optimization (SEO) value, more potential clicks, and more potential costumers for each of us, I request and encourage you to exchange links with our website.

I have attached all the relevant information that you may need in order to upload our link.

Title- Breast Augmentation Oklahoma
Url- <http://csaok.com/procedures/breast-augmentation>http://csaok.com/procedures/breast-augmentation
Desc- Are you unhappy with your breasts? Consider Cosmetic Surgery Affiliates – a leading cosmetic surgery clinic…


OMG – these spam-bots obviously didn’t really look at your website to see if there was a match hehe! Very comical indeed (and maybe for you guys, a bit irritating too hehe)! ;-)

January 24th, 2011 | 10:33 am

I’m still waiting for the flower essence that works on “stupid”. Or one that helps with “dealing with stupid”.
If there is one, please let me know.

And I already tried the combination for tolerance. Thanks :) I might need a booster though ;)

February 4th, 2011 | 10:16 pm