I have been sitting here all day watching my person twist and turn herself into a tourniquet all in the name of yoga. Isn't there an easier way to find inner peace? We used to cuddle together on the couch, but now, all she wants to do is practice, practice, practice! When she can't seem to get the position just right, she tries it over and over and over. This repetitive tizzy is making me dizzy! Seems that she just can't learn from her mistakes!
Not like us, eh?
Of course, cats never make mistakes in the first place! Why doesn't she just watch me?
I can teach her to catch her tail! So, what are my options here, Tabby? I'm not a kitty
without pity, but I'm at my wits end! What can I do to cat-ch her attention? Should I just
continue to purr through my pain? Or is there an essence I can give my guardian that will help
her find sanctuary while I keep my sanity!
Dear Pitter Pat,
For that overwhelming drive toward purr-fection in her yoga purr-formance, Rock Water might be a thought; it will smooth the fur around her need to get it just right! And if her repetition seems a bit compulsive, then White Chestnut may do the trick to curb this cat-astrophe in the making. If she seems to be repeating the same mistake over and over, then Chestnut Bud will nip that snit forthwith!
And as for YOU my finicky
friend... how about a cattitude check? I'd dip into a few drops of Beech to tempt
your tolerance out of hiding. And if you find that you must continue to purr-t
on a happy face through these trials, then Agrimony will help nudge that Cheshire
grin a bit more toward sincerity. If all else is lost and you see your sanity sliding down
a slippery slope, try to rustle up some Rescue Remedy to calm your calamity. In no time,
you two will be cuddling together in your cat's cradle, and you'll have all you could possibly knead!
HELP! My world is upside down! Every time I turn around, my person is experimenting with yet another "new" modality that she's sure will be "the one!" With all the aromatherapists, massage therapists, Reiki Masters, acupuncturists and rolfers wandering through here, life's become a carnival. Then there are the psychics and astrologers! She can't seem to make up her mind about what she wants to do with her life, and instead of trusting her own intuition, she'd rather take the word of anyone and everyone else!
I think she and I just need some
quality time together; I'm the best therapist there is... and my
rates are FAR more reasonable! I remember the good old days
when I was the center of her world! How can I get her to
look within? To find the Tao of Meow and get the focus back
on where it belongs -- ME! OW!!!!!
The Bach Flower Essences can help her find the cat-egory purr-fect for her. Cerato will relieve her need to seek so much advice from others. And Scleranthus will help with the indecision she juggles among so many options. Centuary will keep her from being easily led, and Larch will purr-vide the self confidence to conduct her own research into these valuable therapies instead of allowing them to research HER. Finally, Wild Oat might be a good cat-ch for providing her the insight to seek her own path... Who knows, she may someday become a practitioner herself and you may be in the cat-bird seat of receipt!
And for you? Well, like all good kitties, you are certainly
entitled to demand affection, but in the great litterbox of life,
the world is, alas, not all about you! So try some Heather
to expand your circle of affection beyond those nine lives
you see staring back at you in the mirror each morning. And
a bit of Chicory might nudge you to think of your companion
human as more than just a petting machine! In no time at all,
you two will be luxuriously lounging together on the massage table
and life will, once again, be the Cat's Pajamas!
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