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![]() The editors at Vibration Magazine have asked moi, Ms. Sally J.
Bigfuss, to write something about the Solar Plexus Chakra and essences.
Now, I don't want to criticize these girls because they DO try SO
hard to do a good job with this publication. And knowing just how
many problems they have, and all the personal obstacles they have to
overcome, it IS a miracle that they've managed to stay in business
for over eight years. And perhaps they even deserve some of the
praise they receive. They really ARE good gals, though a bit... well,
you know... UNaware sometimes. Like the time they let that Pansy
Rosebud Pepperplant be a contributing editor for an issue, when
they've never asked me until now to even so much as contribute a
SINGLE ARTICLE. Well, live and let live, I always say.
But why would they ask ME to write about that chakra? I mean, besides the fact that I DO happen to know A LOT about SO. MANY. THINGS. Some people even say that I know it all, though I am FAR too humble to comment on that. But something like this WAS suggested at my tennis club just last week when I was TRYING to explain to that intellectually-lackluster bunch why I would never be even SEEN at that party under normal circumstances, except that they needed my higher vibrations there to uplift them last Saturday. Anyway, if those editors think *I* am the best one to do this, well, they are just plain WRONG. Or mis-informed. I mean, the Solar Plexus! That's the one where, when it's imbalanced, people get involved in all types of angry, attention-seeking, power-and-status focused, overly-intellectual, feelings-of-powerlessness, low self-esteem stuff. That is just TOO icky for words -- I can't even GO there! So, I do have to STRONGLY object. Though I am quite well known and respected in SO many circles, since I am a new contributor to Vibration Magazine, a couple of you might not be aware of who I am yet. But let me assure you, that you will come to agree with me that I am NOT concerned about such matters as these. Really. I am a VERY EVOLVED PERSON. My consciousness goes WAY BEYOND these petty, low-life concerns. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if, in my highly-evolved state, I have outgrown the need to even HAVE a Solar Plexus Chakra.
So, because I want to show what a good job I can do on this article so they'll ask me to write for Vibration again, I asked one of the editors to give me some hints on what to say. First, she told me to just say it from my gut and people would glean what they needed to know about this chakra.... which is SO TRUE: when I am myself, the words just FLOW out of me, and no one can compete with me! Next, she told me about three essences to use for balancing the Solar Plexus. I tried to write down what she said, but she went very fast, and I'm not sure I understood what they have to do with all of this. But she must know what she's talking about; after all, she's got advanced degrees and certifications, and she charges a lot for a session, so I figure she must be good, right? Here's what she said (all of these essences described are from the Whole Energy Essences Recovery line; they are also made by other essence companies):
Ok, whatever all THAT means! Now I'm feeling bored, so I think this is the time for me to end this article. Let the editors know how much you liked it and have them ask me to write on some really GOOD topic next time! Like, essences to get a really flat, tight stomach! Or essences to make other people do what you want. Or, essences for dealing with jealous friends. See you next time! ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Sally J. Bigfuss, the toast of 9 of the 7 continents, is a REALLY big deal in her hometown of Sheboygan, MI. The rest of us just kind of put up with her when we really have to. DESIGN CREDITS: Art from Clipart.com. This page is a creation of Donna Cunningham's Word of Mouth Web Design, a service that specializes in creating beautiful and unique sites to showcase the gifts of lightworkers, artists, astrologers, and practitioners of the healing arts. Graphic images from Photos.com.
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